What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:10
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
True - how I loved my mum!